The 4PLAY Club
Canada's National Capital Swingers Club
 

Many people who request access to our web site are asked to provide us with three uses of a condom.  Many people have difficulty in coming up with three uses.  Many people have requested to see some of the answers we get in our applications.  Some of you are very inventive and we thought it would be fun to put a page on our web site with many of your answers.  The top ten uses, are the most widely known uses of a condom.

TOP TEN

1. Vaginal or male/female intercourse.
2. Birth control to prevent pregnancy.
3. Prevention of sexually transmitted diseases.
4. Anal sex between male/female or male/male.
5. Hold or store sperm.
6. Party or animal balloons or decorations.
7. Water bomb.
8. Smuggling drugs.
9. Keeping things dry like matches, batteries, cigarettes, etc.
10. Blow jobs, male or female.

11. Finger puppets.
12. Five of them make a glove.
13. Sling shot.
14. Filling with water and freezing for a cool dildo.
15. Protecting vegetables such as cucumbers & bananas.
16. Wine, water or alcohol dispenser.
17. Putting on the end of a rifle barrel in the military.
18.Holding urine if you really have to go.
19. Holding coins or marbles.
20. Covering dildos or sex toys.
21. Party hat.
22. Party snack if flavoured.
23. Restraint to tie someone with.
24. Sex toy, stretch and snap or latex whip.
25. Fill with whip cream and pop over a naked body.
26. Protect a cut or burnt finger.
27. Finger cott for inserting suppositories.
28. Bottle cap.
29. Bathing or shower cap.
30. Keep your hands clean while staining furniture.
31. Use as a change purse.
32. Protect the ends of your golf clubs.
33. Twist Tie.
34. Party lights or use as light sabres with glow in the dark models.
35. Noise maker on the end of a muffler - BANG.
36. Replacement for bubble gum.
37. Fill with icing sugar and use to decorate cakes.
38. Christmas stocking for adult gifts.
39. Protect tools from rusting.
40. Lubrication device.
41. Tie as a cock ring.
42. Tourniquet in a medical emergency.
43. Blow up as a floatation device - could save your life.
44. Ice bucket.
45. Tie a few together as a temporary fan belt.
46. To tie up your hair.
47. Emergency footwear or socks.
48. Substitute for flavoured gum.
49. Replacement for a Tupperware lid.
50. Fishing lure or float for a fishing lure.
51. Quick bookmark.
52. Door closer if a spring is broken.
53. Replacement for any rubber band.
54. Fill with sand for a stress ball.
55. Suspenders for your pants.
56. Tie three of them to a fan to show you when it is on.
57. Wedding decorations.
58. Floor protector for your kitchen table legs or chair legs.
59. Pinata for sex parties.
 
 

 

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